Facts That Remain Unknown
o You are a lesbian
o America has the largest population of idiots and sinners.
o You can't read.
o 13 is a number
o Cats speak their very own language, which is very similar to Cantonese, that's why cats avoid going to China when possible.
o Why did the chicken cross the road?
o Do Aliens live in Mars and wear nothing? I mean they will catch a cold. Its not cool, definitely.
o The Incredibly Smelly Finn fish was genetically engeniered (engineered is also misspelled, it is a well known fact that if you misspell a word, others may or may not correct the spelling for you) in 1961 by the Ruanda Fishing and Tourism Department to reduce the russian fishermen inmigration.
o The square root of infinity is 8,675,309i.
o It is possible to divide by zero, though only when licking your own elbow.
o In certain parts of Beirut, grownups believe in Santa Claus, and the children buy the presents on Christmas.
o Speaking on cellphones can give you brain cancer, but also increases the size of your penis remarkably.
o The sport Wallaball was never invented.
o The following fact is false.
o The above fact is true.
o Both facts touch themselves at night.
o There are many unknown facts that are unknown by many unknown people.
o Scientology predates Intelligence by several millenia, therefore making it far more credible.
o Cameras emit invisible radiation that is harmful the roots of human hair, thus cameras are the cause of baldness.
o The first humans to land on the moon were the Vikings and NOT the Americans.
o There are things that are very close to the kind of thing that is very close to be one of those things.
o Apples are not fruits, they are malicious extraterrestrial beings.
o Chuck Norris is an intergalactic robot send to Earth to destroy McDonalds.
o Spencer is the second coolest person on Earth, second only to the big man upstairs: Chuck Norris.
o Every single word already has a link on Uncyclopedia.
o Anteaters are a subspecies of lung cancer
o WTF>WTH
o Prove it.
o Tila Tequila= Good Bush; George W.= Bad Bush
o Jello was made by the Russians, and, is in fact, evil.
Disclaimers
Please disregard the nonsense written here. No one knows why i wrote that.
Contrary to popular belief, facts can never be considered fun, despite occasionally driving people insane. Facts are generally known to be True. Except when George W. Bush says them. Then they are false. Which is confusingly true.

OK. Now for the true facts. Im seriously serious. These are 100% true. Its from the book called: World Of Facts.

Unusual deaths

Aeschylus
A prediction that he would be killed by a blow from heaven came true when an eagle carrying a tortoise dropped it on his head.

King Alexander of Greece
He got bitten by his frickin' pet monkey.

Madam Blanchard
She was on a helium baloon and she got killed when fireworks set her baloon ablaze.

Jerome Cardan
He starved himself to death to make sure that his own prediction of his death would come true. [What a retard]

Lord Carnarvon
This noob died from a mosquito bite.

Frederick, Prince of Wales
He died after being hit by a cricket ball

Harry Houdini
Famous escapologist who claimed that he could withstand being punched in the stomach. He died in 1926- after being punched in the stomach

Sir Thomas Urquhart
He died laughing when told of the Restoration of Charles II in 1660.

Famous Last Words
These are the last words said by some random famous people.

Caligula
Roman Emperor who was asasinated: "I am still Alive!"

Douglas Firbanks
American Actor: "I've never felt better"

John Sedgwick
War general who was shot by a sniper: "They coudn't hit an elephant at this distance."

Extremely Long Names

Anna Pepper was given 26 names, one for each letter of the alphabet: Anna Bertha Cecilia Diana Emily Fanny Gertrude Hypatia Inez Jane Kate Lousia Maud Nora Ophelia Prudence Quince Rebecca Starkey Teresa Ulysis Venus Winifred Xenophon Zeus Pepper.

Strange Laws
1. Members of the parliament are not allowed to wear suits of armous in the House of Commons.
2. In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
3. Oliver banned the eating of mince pies on Christmas Day in Toronto
4. Anyone detonating an atom bomb is liable to a fine of $500 in California
5. In Arkansas it is illegal to extract the teeth of a bear.
6. Owners of monkeys in Indonesia must have an Identity card for the animal.
7.In France, no pig may be called Napoleon
8.No one may eat a rattlesnake in public on a Sunday in Kansas.
9.It is illegal to sell a teddy bear or play with a yoyo on a Sunday iin Tennessee.
10.West Virginia Law: No lions may be allowed to run freely on the streets.
11. In Spades,Indiana, you may not open a can with a revolver.

Random Facts
o Ants never sleep.
o No word in the the English dictionary rhymes with "MONTH".
o The human brain is 80% water.
o Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum.
o The parachute was invented by DaVinci in 1515.
o Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
o There are 86,400 seconds in day.
o A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.
o The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
o 40% of McDonald's profit comes from Happy Meal.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

BUTTSECKS

Okay.. today imma talk about buttsecks.
It all started when i saw this.



I was totally awed by this and it became my favourite hobby.
In school, i really coudn't control it(i don't know why) and i assraped Shahid and Spencer.
Seriously. It happens everywhere, even in games.



Thus, i shall end with a few more buttsecks peektures.







BUTTSECKS. You never know when its going to hit...

*** random thougths @ 7:37 PM

Friday, August 29, 2008

Hi

Hi chester showed me shashid's blog and asked me to do this.
1. The person who tag/pass you is?
Shahid.

2. Your relationship with him is?
Very very very goog gay friends.

3. Your five impression of him/her?
genius, smart, idiot, noob and sexy

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
He married me then divorced then married me again.

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you?
"I have big bobs"

6. If he/she become your lover you will?
Fart

7. If he/she become your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be?
He has to be more retarded

8. If he/she become your enemy, you will?
Hump a tree

9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be?
I poon him in hindi

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is?
Give him a free hug

11. Your overall impression of him/her is?
He has long titas, and hes a gay nerd.

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
They will feel like bobochachas.

13. The characters you love of yourself are?
I leik big muffinz and i can poon chester.

14. On the contrary, the character you hate yourself are?
I get angry when chester sits on me

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Chuck norris

16.For people that care and like you, say something to them:
Chester, thanks for trianing me to fight against big fatties like u

17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you.They are:
1. Shahid (i touched my blog ok.)
2. Chester
3. Spencer
4. Timothy (he is pro in halo OK)
5. Wayne
6. A tree
7. Osama
8. Dillen
9. Zikri
10. Andrew

18. Who is no. 6 having relationship with? [A tree]
Shahid. (As we know shahid likes to *cough* with trees)

19. Is no.9 a male or female? [Zikri]
I think hes mostly male.

20. If number 7. and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? [Osama and Hamtaro]
YARLY.

21. What is no.2 studying about? [Chester]
Mostly japanese ads and sexy toothpastes

22. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3? [Spencer]
Yesterday during halo.

23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like? [Dillen]
Ask dillen la ask me for what.

24. Does no.1 have any siblings? [Shahid]
A baba, i mean baby, sister.

25. Will you woo no.3? [Spencer]
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

26. How about number 7? [Osama]
*cough*

27. Is no. 4 single? [Timothy]
He married my maid

28. What is the surname of no.5? [Wayne]
SUE

29. What's the hobby of no.10? [Andrew]
Meetign his mama

30. Does no.5 and 9 get along well? [Wayne and Zikri]
I dont think so.

31. Where is no.2 studying at? [Chester]
NUSH

32.Say something casually about no.1? [Shahid]
Cool cocos?

33. Have you tried developing feelings for no.6? [A tree]
No.. but shahid has.. i think.

34. Where does no.9 live at? [Zikri]
Some ulu place in bedok.

35. What colour does no.4 like? [Timothy]
Pink.

36. Are no.5 and 1 best friends? [Wayne and Shahid]
Best friends forver + gay friends

37. is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? [Osama]
Go figure.

38. What is no.6 doing now? [A tree]
Sucking water? Photosynthesis? Getting raped by shahid?

*** random thougths @ 11:31 PM

Monday, June 2, 2008

Hi

I remade this blog, sahid n dillen asked me to.
maybe i'll keep it up to date now.
nubcake

*** random thougths @ 1:47 AM